Beatbox Giant Productions

The producers of Kinzai Ninjas, a new animated web series.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Ask A Ninja: Question #1: The Ninja-Mart Store


A ninja answers Matt's questions about when and where ninjas get their uniforms.

You've got questions, ninjas got answers.

Send your questions to askaninja@gmail.com.


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Monday, November 21, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Ep. 8 "Japan Expo"


Kent talks about editing the Kinzai Ninjas trailer and visits the Japan Expo.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

*NSFW* Short Film: Four Years Running *NSFW*


*NSFW*

A woman fondly recalls growing up on a Semen Farm. Hilarious.

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Monday, November 14, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Ep. 7 "Finishing The Script"

Doug and Kent work on the Kinzai Ninjas script.

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Kent's Video Journal: Ep. 6 "Tamale Festival"


Kent visits the Los Angeles Tamale Festival and scares the ponies.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

Rhympinion V

Strap in and on and be gone to anon but wrong leaves the song playing along with the breath without death the mess that is left when we have not left not bereft but cleft from the livers somehow not delivered from light or darkness or remaining starkness the mark which will not in sun fade or hide in the shade but stay as you staid with no price paid or treasures laid there the where bare of your fair but here something clear somewhere near still with still fear one of the mere for which the dead shed no tear

Friday, November 11, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Ep. 5 "Portable Media Con Day 1"


I visit the Portable Media Convention and muse on networking and podcasting.

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Ep. 4 "Drinking The Lawn"



I drink a wheatgrass shot on camera and almost puke. Hilarious.

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Episode 3 "The Grove"



I visit the Grove, a trendy, yet bland, shopping center in LA.

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Rhympinion IV

Superstars far from super are fabrications of incantations the incarnations mere representations of greed and deception failing collections of selfish ideals recognition ahead of cause persistence ahead of pause for revelation or revealing fascination or feeling the dealing being dealt with but not felt with passion for humanity the man in me losing the can it be for sanity in numbness ahh dumbness to judgments that comes thus from celebration of the worthless worth less than what’s best for what’s known as the rest but get none put the gun to the heart part of the chest and use the brain to ascertain that certain strain that removes the banes pain and pangs on which we all hang

Friday, November 04, 2005

Rock Show

Tonight I was invited to a rock show by my friend.

Now you should know that I never go see rock shows. I live next to Viper Room, The Roxy, the Whiskey A-Go-Go and the Rainbow Room.

A couple of reasons. Right now I'm broke. Being a prefamous filmmaking god makes it hard to pay the bills. But the bigger reason is that I don't like music shows.

There I said it.

It's my biggest secret. I don't buy music, I don't file share. I just sorta absorb what's on the radio (alternative or indie rock mostly), and most live shows put me to sleep.

Tonight, Videostar -- an 80's tribute band, was playing the basement of the Key Club. My friend got us on the list.

Usually when I get an invitation like this I simply refuse, but I hadn't seen this guy in a while and we needed to chat about a few things. So I accepted. It was cool to hang out.

We actually got to sit down for a while and chill --- something that usually costs big bucks in LA, but here in the basement listening to 80's pop it was free.

The show starts, and I like the music and the pleasant ringing in my ears. I watch the women dancing, and the drunks guys hitting on them.

We get up and I assume my typical rock show posture. Standing up straight, stoic face, and lame and constrained gyrations.

But then Rebel Yell started and I genuinely lost myself in the music. I was throwing horns and head banging. It was fun.

The biggest thing I noticed was sitting down people looked fairly tall, but when I got up I realized how short everyone there was. I was a good 6 to 8 taller than everyone there.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Baggage


This is the short film that Doug and I (along with 20 of our friends) made for the 48 Hour Film Project in 2003.

It's the original form that we turned in on the day, no additional edits or changes have been made.

Here's the IMDB page on it that has the full credits.

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formats. (Hint: Save the link to your harddrive and then play it.)

Enjoy!

Rhympinion III

Let’s apply FOIL to the oil turmoil and spoil those loyal to boiling the coiling toil

FIRST who was first to take terse action to initiate this weakness whackness no back infraction of ancestor, sister, brother, father, mother just the now and the who and the how

OUTER who outside the situation cause initiation for infiltration of nation not owned but prone to manipulation by corporations, independent states and conglomerations of political persuasion

INNER who in the bin of the actual condition of factual submission to cause or causes of pain and of gain for the pure endurers of furious fervor and fuehrers and cures in motion and notions for internal resolving solutions

LAST who has no past and attached fast last to the mismatch cast of the clashing masks of drivers and driven to deliver the grim givers for gifts of the future with the too sure demeanor of one who’s not one but plans to be ends for others to spend

Distribute the factors and rearrange actors and sit back to a truth that will never have proof

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Kent's Video Journal: Episode 2 "Halloween"


I go down to the West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval on the Bouvelvard.

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